lazy pineapple

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.

Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."

by TheTubaPlayingWhiteMexican January 4, 2017

pineapple chunks

when you havnt had a wank for a couple months and u let it all out! errr chucky!

mate i had a wank for the first time in a year, pineapple chunks mate!

by robcoxrocks November 1, 2008

Define pineapples

Something only a retard would ask urban dictionary to do

Retard: idk what a pineapple is, so I'm gonna ask Urban Dictionary to define pineapples

by NetPie January 14, 2017

Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010

Pineapple Pizza

The best god damn food to exist.

Dave: Hey can we have pineapple pizza?
Bill: Sure dude, i love pineapple pizza.

by ImMommyPapaJohn May 14, 2018

pineapple chunk

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spunk' i.e. to ejaculate.

My ex used to let me pineapple chunk on her face

by Brummie_Stu May 16, 2006

Pineapple Express

The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.

That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.

by GetWrekt January 11, 2015