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New Philadelphia

New Philadelphia is a town in T county Ohio. Its only activities to do are the park, the mall, drugs, watching fist fights and sex. Almost everyone in New Philadelphia is a slut. Its not uncommon for a 7th grader to have multiple nudes floating around via sexting and have already slept with over 7 guys. Almost every teen hangs out with the emo crowd at Park Place where they engage in listening to amateur screamo bands who preach about god. Everyone in the park place crowd sleeps with each other and herpes is beginning to spread. About 75% of high-schoolers say they want to move to California after high school. The high school spends all its money on football and almost none of it on education. Education wise New Philadelphia is about 10 years behind Dover schools (the town right across the river). ex. Dover has smart boards where as new philly has chalk boards. Almost everyone knows/is friends with/or related to a drug dealer and thinks nothing of it. Our police force resembles the SS. They make their own rules and do what ever they want. One of the most known cops for being a strait up jerk is actually coke head himself and has cheated on his wife multiple times. New Philadelphia is the armpit of T county.
Guy1: "dude I got herpes from that new philadelphia skank"

Guy2: " I told you not to go there, if anyone goes there they always leave with a STD or a warrant for their arrest."
by EnergySupplement March 21, 2010
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philadelphia tumbleweed

A hair weave, defined as such because Philly is bountiful of discarded weaves in the streets, gutters and subways.
"What's that on your head?"

"My new Philadelphia tumbleweed! You like?"
by BOH! January 30, 2008
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Paulalala

A very fun interesting cute girl who is an amazing artist and dancer. She is beautiful sweet caring unique and has a great personality an amazing smile and is pretty much the most amazing person you will ever meet. She also loves cats.....
Paulalala is such a bomb dancer
by Cat master... December 23, 2010
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Philadelphia Snowstorm

When you're both about to cum and you run outside and jizz over the grass.
David: "Hey Z why is she so pissed at you?"
Z: "Oh I pulled old Philadelphia Snowstorm"
by g310 March 1, 2011
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phulah

an incredibly rich and popular asian (usually sikh), who has an addiction to cashew nuts and has aspirations of broadway. Also overly friendly towards men, but with severe guilt issues.
Check that guy munching on all those cashews, hes such a phulah!

Lewis is acting like such a phulah, he just bought 40 drinks at the bar!
by mathers17 November 17, 2009
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Phalangitate

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."
by narj10052 January 21, 2009
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Paula Dean'ed

Adjective: To be Paula Dean'ed
When you say something you thought was "decently" innocent and it gets turned into a huge, horrible scandal that rules your life.
-"Wow, look at that belly! When is the baby due?"...... (not pregnant) (PAULA DEAN'ED)

-Miss Teen USA 2007 South Carolina" (PAULA DEAN'ED FOREVER)
by thisismypseudonymforreal July 24, 2013
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