the Fairly Odd Parents

A kick ass cartoon about a boy named Timmy and his fairy godparents Cosmo and Wanda. They get into all sorts of crazy misadvenures while having adult humor and subjects little kids probably won't get, but hey, they'll figure it out later.

Timmy: I have some good news and some bad news!

King Grippulon: What's the good news?

Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Phillip!

King Grippulon: What's the bad news?

Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!

by EwanLover16 August 25, 2005

Pheen

To urge for something, not necessarily pheening for drugs but dope things in life.

We all born to pheen. Chasing the American dream.

by Dark Angels January 26, 2013

parents

Two (usually) people who were screwing around and either forgot the condom, or it broke.

My parents said I wasn't an accident, but a mistake

by ignoramus April 23, 2006

Daycare Parent

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.

The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.

by Queen1969 December 11, 2005

parent

Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.

Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.

by parents suck May 17, 2008

Parents

People who claim your childhood and make your life hell.

They can be fucking assholes sometimes and perfect angels others.

Make sure u clean yr room!

"Clean your fucking room james" my Parents shouted.

by Thekittylivestonight! June 27, 2014

Super parent

A true super hero among parents. Theese are the overly strict, Straight-A requiring parents. Due to their strictness there children aren't that fond of them.

Guy one: "Dude, can you go tonight"
Guy two: "No, my super parents said no"
Guy one" "Big surprise"

by Logan Johnson April 8, 2008