John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

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Aero-Excretory Phobia

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.

The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.

by Scribester March 11, 2018

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Pollard-Phobia

Being scared of big fat walloper like "Liam"

"I've got a big pollard-phobia"

by lt2323 October 18, 2023

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Rack-no-phobia

The fear of not enough rack (cocaine)

Man, I'm scared we'll smash all the gear before the party

Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun

by BigggggT May 29, 2020

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ohgodnomoreabsurdmemes-phobia

Known as antimeme-phobia where people would freak out or even have a stroke after seeing/hearing a meme.

Kate: Oh John look at that stop sign its a bit SUSsy isnt it?
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*

by PapaJohnsTheReaLONE October 7, 2022

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foot phobia

when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels

aw mate, you want to see the state of our sheila’s feet, proper triggered my foot phobia

by our wes October 18, 2019

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