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apples and pears

Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.
"I'll just go up the apples and pears to bed, then."
by Anonymous August 16, 2002
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pearl moustache

Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.

This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!

Experienced wangsman: n00b...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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pearlnecklace

a pearlnecklace is a covering of sperm in the region of the throat, as in ejaculation from perhaps A TITFUCK. The white opalecent and stringy effect and coloring of ejaculate around the neck or throat.

When I cum on her face, she points my cock downward and gets a pearlnecklace.
ZZ tops song "Pearl Necklace" refers to a "kinky girl"..."that kinda jewelry she's talkin' bout really don't cost that much"

She want a pearlnecklace
by grizzlechin May 22, 2006
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Juicing the Pear

When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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Nice pear

Another way of saying nice pair of female breasts.
by Syuveil December 27, 2006
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Neal Peart

GOD!

the most influencial and amazing drummer ever.

drummer of progressive rock band Rush
Person A: "OMG i saw Rush live last night!"
Person B: "Realy!? It must have been awesome!"
Person A: "Ya Neal Peart is really is the most kick ass drummer on the world!"
by myself..........that is all... November 23, 2010
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pearbutt

someone with a butt that looks like a pear. gross
look at that runner with a pearbutt!
by pearbuttsaregross May 25, 2010
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