The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.
friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."
by The Chocolate Phantom June 26, 2010
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"You crazy phangirl, the Phantom of the Opera was written like 100 years ago!!"
"You crazy phangirl, the Phantom of the Opera was written like 100 years ago!!"
by Jessica P. September 5, 2006
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n. The cord of a wireless controller that isn't there. This is only applicable to people who have used non-Phantom cords for most of their life.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.
n. Man, I just tried to move my Phantom cord. Can you believe that?
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.
by Kineticboy2001 December 6, 2006
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Damn! Courtney is a phadonia! Did you see how many guys she was with last night?
That damn phadonia! She stole my ooo lala!
That damn phadonia! She stole my ooo lala!
by MSMB November 3, 2008
Get the Phadonia mug.(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.
Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge
Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009
Get the [Phantom Turd] Menace mug.After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!
I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.
by Lovekraft January 16, 2009
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Yesterday my dog logically argued to the cat that learning is really a recollection of knowledge that was known before birth, he's a real phaedo.
by joe_cougar April 12, 2009
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