persian gas mask

while someone is sleeping... lay a testical in each one of there eyes and proceed to fart in there mouth then run like hell because they'll probably be pissed.

tommy got a persian gas mask last nite

by redneck mafia March 16, 2007

Persiflage

(1). Bad or laughable fiction

(2.) Talentless hack, writer of bad fiction.

Can also refer to self delusion in regard to said fiction.

Can also be refered to as Sass

"You made a total Persiflage of that story"

"I'm sorry we can't publish your work, it's a total Persiflage"

Have you read his/her story. I can't tell him/her how bad it is he's a total Persiflage

by ms. homage August 24, 2007

Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?

by theben86 December 3, 2014

persian

evolves from Meowth.

Meowth has evolved into Persian!

by Ketchupm July 5, 2008

Persian

A cat with long silky tawny to white hair.

Persian cats can be pricy.

by Saints October 18, 2003

persian

Culturally superior
Ancestors of Europeans (The Persian language is an Indo-european language that branched off from the same language as some Europes today)
Arian (Iran comes from Arian)
NOT ARAB
A Persian has or will beat you in a sport, a test, university entrance, and the job market.
From Pars tribe
Persians are the most successful minority group in the US:

"According to the 2002 census, Iranian-Americans are the most educated minority group in the US: 69% hold bachelor degrees or above and 28% hold graduate degrees. Iranian-Americans are the founders of some 380 major national firms, and CEOs of more than 550 national companies, many of them among the Fortune 2,000 companies. Our total contribution to the US economy is estimated at more than $600 billion."

by Maryam January 15, 2004

persian

A hairy, sometimes intelligent person with an innate capability of finding bargains. There exist two types: those with money and those without money; and, each type can be recognized by the year of their mercedes or bmw--those with a car older than 10 years have little money, and those with a newer model are fairly well off. They may also be characterized by their religious impiety, and like Jews, constantly break the laws and moral dogma of the Koran by partying, drinking, having sex, and, most shamefully, dating.

--That car has four BMWs in the driveway!
--I know, they're Persian.

Or

--Jesus, that man has so much chest hair!
--I know, he's Persian.

by Reza April 1, 2005