penis

the meaning of life

dude, with out my penis, i would have no reason to live.

by a random person thats cool October 19, 2010

penis

the penis is an organ on a male used for enjoyment purposes. the bigger the better!!! every one you get should be firm and hard, avoid them if theyre soft.

"ow"
"what happened"
"you sat on my boner"
"sorry, i didnt notice"
....PENIS!!!!

by z? September 22, 2005

penis

Something that you like if you look it up on urban dictionary.

I like penis so I think I will look it up on this site.

by mcqmcg July 12, 2007

penis

Somethign most women wish was bigger.

"my baby brother has a penis like that!!!!!"

by al-e-cat July 2, 2007

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003

penis

1. A desire of mine to have.
2. Easily purchased in a variety of colors and sizes.
3. Comes with a pulse and without.

I wish I had a penis for 24 house. I would show man a thing or two.

by Jennifer Hinds July 1, 2005

penis

A swear word.

Our friend Gary is exercising when he gets a cramp. "PENIS!!! CRAMP!!!"

by Elaine October 2, 2003