peemen

semen mixed with pee

"I pee in the middle of masturbating and the liquid looks like peemen"

by Gamerblocko October 1, 2022

peemergency

when the urge to urinate becomes so strong that the ancient tried and true methods of holding off just a bit longer (referred to as a no pee-pee) are no longer effective and ejection of urine is imminent or has slightly begun already.

examples of methods of no peepee include but are not limited to;

*pinching the head of your dick and twisting while walking in circles or stamping your feet vigorously.Usually accompanied by statements like "damn I got to piss!" (male variant)

*crossing your legs and squeezing them tightly together while leaning forward and pressing your hands into your crotch. usually accompanied by a grim half smile and statements such as "Damn I just peed my pants!" (female variant)

"Fuck I can't hold it any longer, I got to piss NOW! OUTTA MY WAY ITS A PEEMERGENCY! "

by jlotaco December 23, 2022

peebose

def. 1)A high level of respect amongst 397 gay black men

def. 2) the weird looking figure in my closet holding its dick
"nahhh bro what the fuck"

damn that's some peebose right there
Please sir please napalm the fuck out of my closet and kill the peebose.

by MDNP I'm cuming daddy March 17, 2023

peebore

Pebbly bitch

Often used to call someone a pebbly bitch the term peebore is used

by Mwhahahahhahaha May 8, 2023

peebore

Pebbly bitch

Often used to disprove someone as a pebbly bitch the term peebore is used

by Mwhahahahhahaha May 8, 2023

peehonk

The inadvertent flatulence that escapes one's own rectum while enjoying that morning pee. Typically escaping ones rustic canel when one pushes out that last piss shot of the opening ceremony. The 1st piss of the day often ends with one or more peehonks.

Aye bitch,. I swear to God, do you have to peehonk every opening ceremony? Can't you just manquief like my last bf did? That peehonkin makes me start my day with a highflyer for your roughstache on the reg!

by #ound January 18, 2024

peenooni

An elegant device that assists in standup peeing. Males have built in peenoonies while females must utilize an external portable device that replicates a male’s peenooni.

Synonyms: Male-dick, penis, wiener

Female-external urinal device

Girl he just sent me an unsolicited peenooni pic.

by PeenooniPublishers February 13, 2024