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Patrick

Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.
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It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.
"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."
by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019
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He is vary kind and sweet but some times he will throw a baseball at himself! He is one of the kindest people I know!
Person one- oh look it’s Patrick

Person two- lets go say hi
by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019
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He’s the worlds shortest guy. He’s name is HALILI. He sits at the front of the class. He says 64-64.
Patrick : 64-64
by TheOneAndOnly-CXFU September 16, 2019
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Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes
Patrick big weeb me not likey
by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019
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Is a bum ass. fat ass nigga who got shit on his face and he will never get play
Patrick is a pussy ass nigga
by Tavor k September 4, 2019
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