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Piss parade

When you are to nice of a person to tell people no or to just "lay down the law"

When you get taken advantage of...
Maria and Chandler moved in a few months ago. They don't pay rent and hardly do any cleaning. They were told from the start they should try to chip in as much as they can.

"What the fuck am I to you, a Piss Parade?? I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself it's common sense!!"
by Sabrina Alexandra L. April 6, 2016
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Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.
Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.
by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017
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doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.
Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.
by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013
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What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.
"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"
by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016
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Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
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Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010
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Parker

Parker's are awesome people who are fun to be around. They usually play an instrument or sports, most of the time both. They will always be there for you. If they're single, get them while you can. You'll live a happy life with Parker by your side.
Girl 1: I'm so glad I'm going out with Parker
Girl 2: I know, he's so cute. :D
by RandomHobo April 4, 2011
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