Bigot's Paradox

A bigot's paradox is used in the sense when someone who discriminates, insist that they "does not discriminate, " but only "doesn't like these people, " don't "want people to shove it in their face, " etc.

Certain news reporter: "Another severe case of Bigot's Paradox is spotted in a pair of Trumpist couple."

Karen: "I am not homophobic, I just don't like gay people!"

Tim: "I am not racist, (I have an Libyan-Jewish-Latino-Arabic-Chinese-Native American friend, ) I just don't want them to shove their race into my face."

by well sure January 17, 2021

abundance paradox

In layman's terms, abundance paradox means quality and quantity are NEVER, EVER go hand in hand

Look at the Top 4 global populations (Chingcong/China, Bobs Vegana Land/India, AmeriKKKunt/USA, and Indon/Indog/Indonesia) and compare that with Hentai Land/Japan or Nazi Land/EU which have free falling population numbers to see what abundance paradox is

by Sir. B August 27, 2021

The Homophobe Paradox

The homophobe paradox is something where if somebody says "being homophobic is gay" then they would be homophobic but then they would be gay so it wouldn't be possible

The uneducated twat said: being homophobic is gay

The smartarse said: haha that is the homophobe paradox

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020

Smile Paradox

A stupid mistake

Ughh Smile Paradox is a stupid mistake

Ehhh Jake you are a Smile Paradox

by Smile Paradox January 16, 2021

The Riley Paradox

A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.

The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.

Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...

by Obtainee of the Paradox September 6, 2019

Sathyaprabha’s paradox

When choosing to respect other’s choice to disrespect other’s choice is against respecting everybody’s choice.

Today my friend cited Sathyaprabha’s paradox to defend her thesis.

by prandtlstokes November 4, 2021

Douche Paradox

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.

When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.

by DevinScud January 26, 2018