Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

TJ

TJ, a person who struggles with spelling even though his smart phone does most words for him.

The typical TJ has poor hygiene standards and always wears a red hoodie!

The type of person who would write 'Alr' instead of 'alright'

TJ

by Wharfdale October 18, 2021

TJ

TJ is the best thing that will ever happen to you. He’s sweet, kind, athletic, smart, and funny. But he doesn’t think he is. When you look into his eyes you can’t help but fall in love a little more. When he smiles at you, you can’t help but smile back. TJ will do everything he can to make you smile when you feel sad. Kids love him, and every time you see him playing with them, you can’t help but think what an amazing father he’ll be someday. TJ wants to do what’s right, and works hard to become the best version of himself as he can. Arguing with TJ is hard to do, because he will feel so bad for whatever it is you‘re mad at him for, even if it’s something small. Because he doesn’t want you to ever be sad. You have to be careful what you say to him when you’re mad, because he will take it to heart. All he wants to do is make you happy.

TJ is the best thing to ever happen to you. Don’t ever let him go or push him away. You’ll regret it.

Girl: I’m dating TJ.
Girl 2: You’re so lucky! He’s the nicest boy there is.

by Ku’uanelamakamae September 24, 2022

TJ Minn

A TJ Maxx store with few items left in stock

I went shopping at TJ Minn but couldn't find what I wanted so I went to Walmart

by D Flawless August 15, 2022

Tj Miles

He is the biggest BIG BLANA i khow whit lots of cash and loves everyone that suports him

Do you khow Tj Miles?
Yea he is BIG BLANA

by A tj miles fan November 22, 2021

TJ

Usually the most hated person in any social setting. Is known for acting creepy towards girls, thus causing both girls and guys to dislike him. Often a try-hard, and likes to act as though he is awesome even though he is a moron.

Guy: How many times did TJ check you out during practice today?
Girl: Too many to count.

by kingcyrus October 15, 2020

hadlee and tj

The cutest couple ever so sweet and gold together. You will never see them apart and if somthing happens to one of the the other will not rest unit balance is restored

Omg They are such a Hadlee and Tj they are sooo cute together

by ThirdWheeler November 20, 2017