top shelf

aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop

you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit
by Phill De Conick March 17, 2005
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top shelf

A term used by a dodgy notherner who likes staring at the 'top-shelf' in newsagents............I bet he likes the little kiddys watching him do it too!
Ooooo one does enjoy this top-shelf material, where are the kiddies?
by ColdRock June 30, 2004
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bottom shelf nigga

That type of nigga always looking for a handout.
That nigga King Trav be over here everyday looking for some shit. He a bottom shelf nigga. Ain't no charity up in here.
by Oatmeal787 October 01, 2015
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shelf art

Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.

Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.
"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."
by CB January 13, 2005
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shelf-like booty

a woman with an ass so enormous that you can put your drink on it while doing her.
Daaaamn!!! Check out that girl's shelf-like booty. You can put an entire 6pack on it!
by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005
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front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you
-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease
by Geoff January 03, 2006
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Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf
Your mom is a shelf
by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 02, 2020
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