ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.
check out mah ming boarding skillz
by kerb stealer February 06, 2011
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ouija board

wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
by FadedZame March 21, 2022
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diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.
Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.
by Cliford September 25, 2005
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Butt Boarding

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.
Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man September 30, 2010
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Ouija Board

Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 18, 2004
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Honor Board

(v) very similar to water boarding. But in the end you confess that you cheated to the Stevens Honor Board instead of mentioning your crimes as a terrorist.
Yo, Matt was Honor Boarded and was kicked out of school.
by TheSexBo-ombs September 30, 2018
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sand board

1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board
person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2020
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