Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.

I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!

by Garnacha June 14, 2021

diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.

Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.

by Cliford September 25, 2005

Butt Boarding

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.

Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Ouija Board

Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/

If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.

by Not Zane August 17, 2004

grass boarding

"grass boarding" to take a snowboard and/or a sled and tie it to the back of a quad or dirtbike and be pulled on grass.

person1-damnit whens it going to snow
person2-well how about we just go grass boarding

by theblauth December 10, 2008

CLAP BOARDS

In basketall, When you slap the backboard, after you take a lay up.

How you cant clap boards???
Shit is lite

by J. eAsY February 9, 2008