suckin turf

When something is so totally awesome or cool. Can be used in place of awesome or cool etc. etc. Etc. Really reallyrreally awesome

"That guy is so suckin turk!" That movie was really suckin turf."

by huntergalford January 6, 2014

Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.

John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.

by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

Turfing

The removal of a person's face (living or non-living) and wearing it around for fashion or sexual pleasure. (Cousin definition to Munting)

I would love to turf Amy, she is super hot. I have never turfed before, but would love to try it sometime! Would you like to go turfing with me, or are you more into munting?

by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025

Turf bucket

A car usually a junker that gets used by everyone in the hood.

Let's just take the turf bucket real quick.

by Ravenscaw August 28, 2017

turf maintenance

The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.

Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"

by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013

Turfing

turf·ing | “to turf”

A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.

Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.

Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.

Girl 1: “Yo is this a darty or what?”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”

by datdmt May 15, 2025