Meat Oaf

A large, slightly overweight heterosexual male that has little to say and lacks a sense of masculinity. He of course tries to exude a pretense of manhood by eating a lot of meat, but may go up to his room for 'alone time' and start crying for no apparent reason. It would not be uncommon to hear of a female winning a physical battle with a meat oaf.

Hey Fred, look at that Meat Oaf being beat up by four school girls! I betchya he could use a big steak afterwards!

by Alanis October 2, 2007

Meat Saw

A dirty prostitute with extremely sharp teeth and a snaggletooth mouth that loves to give head.

Carl: Hey braaaaahh. What happened to you last night on the way home?
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.

Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.

Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.

Carl: Sweeet!

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.

Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!

by PrisonCityDub May 3, 2008

Meat Bags

A woman who has excess skin on her vagina making her lips hang longer.

Hey Sean have you seen Kristys meat bags?

In gym class you can see Nicole meat bags hanging.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Mystery meat

Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.

What we havin' for breakfast homes? Shit on a shingle with some mystery meat.

by thesanitycruzer July 19, 2012

meat wand

1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky

2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson

"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."

"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."

by Evil Betty May 13, 2005

Meat Microphone

A description for the erect penis.

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.

by rack757 November 10, 2011