omfgijsme

Oh. My. Fucking. God. I just saw my ex.

*girls walk down the street*
Girl #1: *hides behind a bush*
Girl #2: ??
Girl #1: Omfgijsme!!!

by Idekwhattochooseformypseudonym November 10, 2019

Omfg

“O my freaking god “

Omfg I’m sad.

by Withhggkkhbb December 17, 2019

omghdw

Oh my God he did what!!!!

Me: (telling story on taxed) and he kissed ME
Person:Omghdw

by anonymous October 16, 2020

omfgtb

Oh my fucking god this bitch

Tia: omfgtb

Katie: ??

Tia: 🙄 it means oh my fucking god this bitch

Katie: ooooh yeah

by Smiffpiff October 20, 2020

omfgyfa

Short for “Oh my fucking god you fucking asshole”

Person 1: i’ma bang your momma
Person 2: just because I killed you? omfgyfa

by drivingmorans123 November 20, 2020

omfg yfa

short for “Oh my fucking god you fucking asshole!” Pretty straightforward.

Person 1: stop killing me omfg yfa
Person 2: no because you destroyed my product

by drivingmorans123 November 20, 2020

omfgwystfu

Stands for, "Oh, my fucking God, will you shut the fuck up?" When someone is babbling on and on and you're sick and tired of it.

Friend 1: "Did you know that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?"
Friend 2: "omfgwystfu"

by xxylvii February 20, 2021