Gary Motherfuckin Oak
Gary Motherfuckin Oak by Gary Motherfuckin Oak November 9, 2010
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Gary oak is a pokemon based forced meme originally from 4chan's /v/ board, but quickly spread from there.
Gary (MOTHERFUCKING) Oak is the guy who shows up at the worst possible time, have what you want, tell you to smell him later, and generally be a gigantic douchebag.
he is also a character in the pokemon series.
Gary (MOTHERFUCKING) Oak is the guy who shows up at the worst possible time, have what you want, tell you to smell him later, and generally be a gigantic douchebag.
he is also a character in the pokemon series.
original post:
"I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.
He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.
Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.
Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his mercedes.
When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.
All your Pokèmon are knocked out and you're 5 tiles away from the Pokemon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?
Fuck yeah, Gary Oak."
"I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.
He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.
Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.
Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his mercedes.
When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.
All your Pokèmon are knocked out and you're 5 tiles away from the Pokemon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?
Fuck yeah, Gary Oak."
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[live oak]
a tiny town in north florida, whose residents have all been there forever. it is the black hole of the south, using its southern drawl and hospitality to suck you in, then using its wal-mart and great deals and low prices to keep you there. beware live oak!
also a tree, but who cares about that. beware live oak!
also a tree, but who cares about that. beware live oak!
[live oak] by reaverlight October 16, 2008
Post Oak Middle School
The kids are so retarded that they think vaping e-cigarettes is getting high, and half the school reads at a 2nd-grade level. Half of the kids are related to each other because they are all inbred. The teachers are actually pretty decent, but how successful can they be when they are teaching circus animals? Drama, rednecks, retards, and broken dreams are all you will find here.
You find a little kid wearing camo, hitting a vape, talking shit on Instagram in a hospital bathroom - while his mom is on life support from an oxycodone overdose. You ask him where he is from. “Post Oak Middle school”
Post Oak Middle School by Retard King 1992 November 23, 2019
Gary Oak'in
-to outdo someone to the point of humiliating defeat and shame. Gary Oak was the primary rival of Ash Ketchum. Damn Gary Motherfucking Oak, while you have your measly 6 badges he has 8.
guy 1: yo I got that sexy girl number last night
guy 2: damn son I got her number and hit that 2 weeks ago
guy 1: Damn Gary Oak'in me
guy 2: damn son I got her number and hit that 2 weeks ago
guy 1: Damn Gary Oak'in me
Gary Oak'in by Gee Word April 27, 2012
Professor Oak
1. (Noun)
Professor Oak.
A rugged, elderly gentleman with gray hair and black eyebrows. Also a sexual tyrannosaurus, and a complete badass.
2. (Verb)
UNC To Professor Oak.
PPS Professor Oaking.
PST Professor Oaked.
PS Professor Oaks.
Background Information:
Professor Oak is a male scientist who studies Pokemon.
It is well-known that Professor Oak is not the slightest bit afraid to give his balls to little children.
Professor Oak sent Ash Kechum on a quest to collect every pokemon and complete a pokedex. Oak specifically kept a pokemon Ash would need to complete the pokedex. This happened mainly because Professor Oak wanted Ash out of the house so he could hook up with Ash's mom.
Professor Oak successfully stopped the JFK assassination from occurring by deflecting the magic bullet with a thrown pokeball. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
At any given time, Professor Oak has SIMULTANEOUS HOES. He frequents the Holiday Inn and participates in many hotel parties.
Trivia:
The movie "Collateral" (Starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx) is based upon the life and adventures of Professor Oak.
In the game "DOOM," the main character was modeled after a young Professor Oak (while he was in the United States Space Marines).
Professor Oak.
A rugged, elderly gentleman with gray hair and black eyebrows. Also a sexual tyrannosaurus, and a complete badass.
2. (Verb)
UNC To Professor Oak.
PPS Professor Oaking.
PST Professor Oaked.
PS Professor Oaks.
Background Information:
Professor Oak is a male scientist who studies Pokemon.
It is well-known that Professor Oak is not the slightest bit afraid to give his balls to little children.
Professor Oak sent Ash Kechum on a quest to collect every pokemon and complete a pokedex. Oak specifically kept a pokemon Ash would need to complete the pokedex. This happened mainly because Professor Oak wanted Ash out of the house so he could hook up with Ash's mom.
Professor Oak successfully stopped the JFK assassination from occurring by deflecting the magic bullet with a thrown pokeball. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
At any given time, Professor Oak has SIMULTANEOUS HOES. He frequents the Holiday Inn and participates in many hotel parties.
Trivia:
The movie "Collateral" (Starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx) is based upon the life and adventures of Professor Oak.
In the game "DOOM," the main character was modeled after a young Professor Oak (while he was in the United States Space Marines).
1. (Noun) My dad is such a Professor Oak. He cheats on Mom every day with several bitches whom he cares nothing about. When Mom tries to say something about it he strangles her... and right as she is about to faint he lets go and headbutts her in the forehead.
2. (Verb) Last night, after Lisa got good and wasted, I totally fuckin' Professor Oaked that bitch.
Are you alright?
Yeah... but I don't think the blood stains will ever come out of my shoes.
2. (Verb) Last night, after Lisa got good and wasted, I totally fuckin' Professor Oaked that bitch.
Are you alright?
Yeah... but I don't think the blood stains will ever come out of my shoes.
Professor Oak by Oo_Raab_oO September 30, 2009
Prof Oak
A fucking badass pokemon trainer. He's old as shit and his caught bitch loads of pokemans in his day. he dgafs about new niggas tryin to be pokemon trainers cause he already knows he beats them.
Prof Oak by C0NN3RC4$HM0N3Y February 1, 2009