Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)
Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
by Tank December 13, 2008
Get the pretzel hate fuckmug. Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.
by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008
Get the Pretzel-Cockmug. Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.
by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019
Get the Salty pretzelmug. by Maserati1 October 19, 2015
Get the wet pretzelmug. -The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.
-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
by Thadus June 22, 2011
Get the Free Pretzel Daymug. A solo sexual position that involves an old man placing legs up behind head and double fisting himself
I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited
by D Punch July 30, 2018
Get the terry pretzel bakermug. Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
by Theterminator135457425 June 30, 2011
Get the Pretzel m&msmug.