noob

A newly infected zombie.
Used by Max Brooks in his amazing and widely acclaimed book World War Z.

"She was a noob, couldn't have been dead more than a year or so." -from World War Z by Max Brooks

by monkeyorgy November 06, 2007

noob

A Person who thinks they're better than everbody else et everything.

1: "I only just registered, but i bet i can kick ur ass!
2. "Man, your such a noob"

by timbuck two April 09, 2007

noob

a noob is someone who calls you a noob for kicking there ass at a game or activity.

example: 'OIIIIIII, you are a venom noob because all you do is spawnkill with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

-this passage was taken out of the games wolfenstein enemy territory!

by alex the white ass March 09, 2007

Noob

A name given to a person who is very bad at what he is doing. Often mistaken as the same as newbie or newb, but a noob is someone who is as bad as if they were a newbie. Commonly used in video games, such as World of Warcraft, Counter-Strike, Halo, etc.
There are many variations of the name in, for example in leetspeak n00b, and nab, nub, plus many more.

Cole: Man, I was playing Counter-Strike for 8 hours last night! My best score was 15-134!
Andrew: sigh... noob...

by Kreistein February 19, 2009

noob

Stupid person who is stupid

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by thfrhtfrhfh August 28, 2007

noob

a word nerds use against others in lame games like runescape and any other RPG to make themselves feel better about their homosexuality

gangsta from the hood- mothafucka! i cant get my damn fried chicken and weed!
runescape nerd- noob! i can cook chicken and my herblore level is high enough to identify weed!

by arabthug101 August 24, 2007

noob

1. a newbie, an inexperienced person

2. any disliked person

Those noobs are always coming to me with questions.

by Light Joker April 25, 2007