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Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
mugGet the Nonce Punchedmug.

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect
"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"
by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021
mugGet the nonce baguettemug.

Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky
"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"
by DominicCummings September 1, 2022
mugGet the Poverty Noncemug.

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
mugGet the nonce jockeymug.

Smelly nonce

A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge
by GuessLol August 3, 2018
mugGet the Smelly noncemug.

Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce
by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019
mugGet the Virgin Noncemug.

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