Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

The Nonce

Someone who could make or break your business on social media

The nonce tried to get a free exhaust

by Rjv December 4, 2019

Dap Nonce

Fucking dumbass headass stupid idiot who can't say a sentence correctly because he is a bitch.

Elliott Denniss is a Dap Nonce

by John Stephens III October 18, 2020

Bean nonce

pure nonce who prefers kfc beans over kfc gravy

K.C is such a bean nonce don’t understand how she likes KFC beans over Gravy dutty behaviour

by big frank g March 6, 2021

Bald nonce with 5 kids

Name of a mf called lee who wont stop having children to 5000 different women.
Proper nonce deserves to be locked up
#SilenceBaldMen

Seen that bald nonce with 5 kids?

Should be locked up for having less than 5 strands of hair on that shiny head

by CremeEggBasher3000 May 7, 2021

Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries

Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad

by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021