Non-existantSexualOrientation (NSO) is a community where you make up non-existant sexualities that invalidates other sexual orientations.
Girl 1: Hey girl 2, may I ask what your sexual orientation is?
Girl 2: Yep! I'm part of the Non-existantSexualOrientation! I'm animesexual :)
Girl 2: Yep! I'm part of the Non-existantSexualOrientation! I'm animesexual :)
by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 09, 2021
by Zesties November 22, 2004
a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
by Sconie December 02, 2008
Same as not contributing.
Ask each pair to discuss how they can encourage non-giving clubs to contribute to The Rotary Foundation.
by Lu Swty December 23, 2014
A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.
by Summers March 31, 2005
A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
by J.H.M April 22, 2021
by React March 31, 2019