numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Numpty

See Bufty

See Bufty

by Dirty Den October 13, 2003

nompen

A pen which you nom (eat) and tastes very nommy (tasty)

OH EM EFF GEE! This pen is such a nompen!!!

by Mr Whippy XD December 20, 2010

Nopte

A disagreement delineating strong belief in ones own opinion as opposed to someone elses.

To those who would say earth is the center of the universe, nopte; I hold firm to my faith in Galileo.

by F0rd March 21, 2011

Nomturnal

When you are hungry and eat very late at night.

Cole is a very Nomturnal person, he can stay up very late and eat for hours.

by colesfavoriteperson July 12, 2011

nompliment

A compliment given to someone who has prepared for you. Combination of nom (eating sound, usually pleasurable) with compliment.

That cheezburger was delicious! Please give my nompliments to the chef.

by enoramous August 20, 2011

Norptastic

1:A word to describe the absolute best porn you have ever seen, usually only taking 2-4 minutes to ejaculate. In some cases its so great you shutter.

2:To describe someone who's the sexiest person alive. Probably referring to the people in the norptastic porn.

1: Man, that was the most norptastic video ever!!!!
I jizzed in like half the time it usually takes me!

2: The girl in that pic was norptastic!!! She makes me melt!!!

by emanbeastypants. December 27, 2011