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nob goblin

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
by Eljato October 24, 2008
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coppa nob

A "coppa nob" is a derogative term used in reference to a person with ginger (strawberry blonde) hair. This term refers to one's pubic hair, which (of course) if the person was ginger haired, would also be ginger.
1) aite coppa nob????
2) See that dick over there, with the carrot top? Man. What a copper knob.
by the_daddo September 14, 2008
mugGet the coppa nobmug.

Donkey's Nob

Cor blimey guv'nah, I got old Donkey's Nob on the dog and bone here, innit
by graham vole June 12, 2007
mugGet the Donkey's Nobmug.

nob jock

Someone who likes to ride a nob is called a nob jock.often associated with gay fags.
you complete and utter nob jock!!!!
by siborg February 9, 2006
mugGet the nob jockmug.

Nob Sack

Tom Duncan. Au treasurer at York University 2003.
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Nob It Off

Nob It Off:

1. Verb: Nob it off (to nob it off):

a. The act of and or participation in nobbing about/having a laugh (you should have come to the party last night mate, we were really nobbing it off);

b. To perform vigourosly and to seem succesful with ease (you should've seen him thwack that footie ball, he proper nobbed it off);

c. To perform half-heartedly and with one's mind not on the job (he couldn't be bothered plastering that wall properly, I mean, he just came in, nobbed it off, and went again);

d. To ruin or break something (Our song was sounding really nice until we nobbed it off);

e. A state of unbounded agony, often involving screaming, groaning and whining;

f. To act in a boorish and ungentlemanly manner, like a football hooligan or city banker.

2. Noun: Nob-it-off; Nobitoff; (a nobitoff, these nobitoffs):

Any boorish and ungentlemanly character ie. football hooligan or banker (I saw this right bunch of nobitoffs coming down the street and they started shouting at me and it was scary and I didn't like it).

Origins: Attributed to the great linguist and etymologist Phillip Edward Johnson currently based at the Cook Foundation, London.
(to nob it off):

(you should have come to the party last night mate, we were really nobbing it off);

(you should've seen him thwack that footie ball, he proper nobbed it off);

(he couldn't be bothered plastering that wall properly, I mean, he just came in, nobbed it off, and went again);

(Our song was sounding really nice until we nobbed it off);

(I saw this right bunch of nobitoffs coming down the street and they started shouting at me and it was scary and I didn't like it).
by Phillip Edward Johnson December 9, 2008
mugGet the Nob It Offmug.

nob jocky

some one who wanks more than just a lot
by Gavin \\\'n\\\' ogg March 31, 2003
mugGet the nob jockymug.

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