(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie July 11, 2016

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.
Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.
by Jobman212 October 21, 2023

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”
Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023


My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.
by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018

When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

by H4nzl4 February 24, 2024
