hay maker

A hay maker is when you see a massive punch up and you run in to fight some cunts and you throw the biggest punch at some cunt but you miss...

Tommo: Oi ben i heard you were in a big punch up
ben: yeah mate i threw a few hay makers.
Tommo: lol shays.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

hit the hay

When a man jacks off in an abnormally rushed fashion resulting in his hand smacking against his pubic hairs

"I'm going to hit the hay, then go to sleep"

by Seattlesea12 August 5, 2012

urak-hai

A new orc breed that come out of the mood in lord of the rings. Pretty much a Uglier and Sweatire version of an orc.

After playing football, Fat chris smelled like an Urak-Hai.

by Patchuck June 14, 2006

Hit the Hay

Having Sex with a Farm Girl

After having drinks at the local Hic Bar, the Cowboy grabbed a local girl to "Hit the Hay" with.

by FORDTUFFF November 5, 2009

bail of hay

"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.

"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"

by Smiddy man January 30, 2005

bout hay

Immediately. Now. Without hesitation.
Usually said with impatience and/or
indignation.

Ya wanna get your ass over here?...
Bout hay!

by Mark Singer February 6, 2004

ay hay

The ay hay is the superior race to all Dillons.With a 23 foot a long dong all the bitches fall for him and want his massive dong

Ay hay was fucking me last night and today I just found out that I’ll be needing a wheelchair

by AYHAY September 26, 2018