Nice pear

Never say this no matter how juicy the Williams or Conference pear is you're eating when you are in the presence of an amply bosomed female. She will likely not be happy and may slap you thinking you are taking the piss.

Don espied the delicious pear he was eating. The juice was running down his chin. Lisa sat down across from him however he was so engrossed in what he was thinking he did not see her. "Nice pear" he muttered approvingly. A movement awoke him from his reverie but he was not quick enough to move away in time. Lisa hit him full on in the face and called him a sexist pig before putting her tits away and rushing out of the room like she was on fire.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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But She's Nice...

A phrase used after someone completely bashes another person and then feels bad about it.

Beth: "Have you met the new girl yet?"

Liz: "Yeah, she has horrible skin, looks like a cow, and walks like a duck...But she's nice..."

by hinderonus October 24, 2011

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nice like that

When your just so good at something that everybody knows how good you are.

Brooks: How did you catch that? You’re insane!
Billy: I’m not insane. I’m just nice like that.

by BillyMitch25 January 13, 2021

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bug nice

Feeling good.

ah shit, im bug nice 2day

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

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i'm nice

1. When you do something you think is impressive
2. When you (in a group) do something impressive
3. When someone else does something impressive

Basically a way to say "cool", "awesome", etc.

1. Joe asks to take a girl to prom if he gets 600 retweets on Twitter. He gets 800 retweets.

Joe: I'M NICE!!!!!!
2. You and your team win a basketball game.
You and your team: WE NICE!!!!!
3. You watch Joe take the aforementioned hot girl to prom.
You: damn Joe you nice

by ayyNigga January 18, 2015

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