Monthly Bill

Often known as a women's period, coming "once" a month. Also a euphemism for men to say instead of period.

"She must have recieved her monthly bill."

"This chicks freaking ballistic, did she get her monthly bill?"

by D-Volg January 20, 2009

Moochual

The act of two people mutually mooching from each other.

Hannah: I always mooch off of you
Jillian: Yeah, but i mooch off of you, too. I guess it's mutual.
Hannah/Jillian: It's moochual!

by Jillian C Klein February 23, 2009

moochingo

Usually a word referring to those who are Latino and are moochers.

"God, Miguel is such a moochingo."

by Jewbob50,000 November 28, 2009

mooch-fo-sho

A person who constantly uses others for their goods and/or services and usually takes advantage of them. This person may simply ask others for things or just take them, assuming that it's ok. This person is what people would usually a "mooch" but taken to the extreme.

Juan told brendan to get him mcdonalds. when Brendan returned, the mooch-fo-sho took the food and left without paying, taking advantage of him.

by blazerboy90 June 11, 2011

Mooch Wanker

For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.

They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.

"Look at that mooch wanker haircut."

by KingOfEverythingAskWiz April 14, 2016

monthly

It’s simplest when a girl is on her period

Boyfriend: why are you all mad all of a sudden

Girlfriend: because I’m on my monthly

by #add me on sc Lizzy.lean March 17, 2018

Hug Moocher

A person who steals a hug from a girl who is angry at another guy.

Person 1: "Ugh! You bother me so much!!"
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."

by TeamUnderdogLove August 11, 2009