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Montelione

A landscape artist, one with a green thumb and a muddy/wet backside. One that rolls a yard like a burrito.
The great Montelione leaped over the wall and turned my backyard into an oasis.
by The Don of Landscaping March 19, 2021
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montellas

A loving and caring man , always there for other make sure u get ur self a montellas
Montellas will love you
by Pinacolada999 December 26, 2021
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Montegut Middle

A school located in Montegut, Louisiana
MONTEGUT MIDDLE IS HELL ON EARTH
by Seán Hall March 3, 2022
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Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Rachel Montez Collins

I was like damn that "Rachel Montez Collins" girl is HOT
by Keenan11 August 22, 2011
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daniel Montgomery

A handsome blonde haired guy who is amazing. He is very nice and caring and is excellent at making posters! He can do anything he sets his mind to. Even fix your computer! Everyone needs a person like him in their life!
Daniel Montgomery is awesome. Lets tell him to make a poster!
by ohh lala 13455676543 January 1, 2012
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charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.
Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.
by SENDMEHOMEALREADY April 12, 2016
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