Mong

Someone who acts like an idiot. Can also be used like "retard" to describe a disabled person, or as a racist term for Asians and Mongolians.

Joseph Maatouk is such a mong!
Mong is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time.

by MONGFORD January 4, 2016

Filchy Mong

The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.

Marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry's belly.

by the filchy mongers! April 24, 2009

mong

an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying

your pissing me off mong!

by hol October 29, 2004

mong

Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.

You mong.

by Richie December 11, 2003

mongabon

pronounced "món-gah-bohn," used to express extreme frustration or disappointment. It can also be used as a noun to exemplify a negative quality, e.g. "It smells like mongabon in here."

"Mongabon! We missed the train!"

by Sir Stephen H. T. October 7, 2008

Monduvious

A nickname. Similar to dude, bro, home-boy, etc. Mainly just a nonsense name to call someone and leave them baffled.

You-"What it do Monduvious?"
Monduvious-"Huh?..."
You-"Alright man, keep it real."

by Orange Lizard November 25, 2010

Mong

If you read this then you are a mong

You absolute mong

by Thick twat March 1, 2020