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ass monger 

A derogitory term, an insult.
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1. One who enjoys hoarding things or accumulating stuff. 2. One who becomes obsessive about an act, concept, or idea.
Jay Leno is a car monger.
The king was a war monger.
She is a such a sex monger.

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!
felch monger by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

fish monger 

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.
(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

pecker monger 

one who sells peckers for a profit
pecker monger by Alexius November 6, 2003

Ass monger 

One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...
Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.
Ass monger by Money September 7, 2003