Motyka

A fucking Pimp

"Ive been sizing you up for weeks" said Daddy Motyka

by Cole Billman March 28, 2022

Rick and Morty

If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.

Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021

Monty

A dog, typically three legged, very clumsy with a long tounge that sticks out all the time. Usually prone to injury.

Wow look at that monty, he just fell off the curb!

by Lyndsey8 February 4, 2010

Monty Python

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)

Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

by Ryan April 10, 2005

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006

Moetea

An ancient tribe once roamed Africa named the "Moetea". However rare, it is without doubt you will find a member of this tribe in the most common of places, a restaurant, right here in the U.S.

Easy to spot, they are usually carrying such an important item like tea. If you are a tea drinker than you surely have come across one, when they lean over and ax you "Moetea?"

by BRP October 8, 2005