Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin molestus - burdensome, annoying.
1 : The sacred chamber inside a church where priests are permitted to ritually molest adolescent youth.
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin molestus - burdensome, annoying.
1 : The sacred chamber inside a church where priests are permitted to ritually molest adolescent youth.
by Bernini1598 April 6, 2010
Get the molestuary mug.A man who molests little boys and girls; In order to be called "The chester Molester" you must live in a town called Chester
Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester
Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester
by "t-b0ne" Lake December 8, 2004
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a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission
by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008
Get the Molesto mug.A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.
by Dave Bover November 29, 2013
Get the lester the molester mug.A person who seems to believe that trees have sex appeal. Often mistaken for a tree hugger, the Tree Molestor is a dying breed. Hunters- be cautious not to shoot these rare perverts.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.
Guy 1: Woah, is that woman humping a tree?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?
by Bunni Indigo August 10, 2006
Get the Tree Molestor mug.Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
by Jwhitt March 21, 2010
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