The Matrix

A trilogy of fillums which has been gradually getting worse, to the extent that Part Three is the biggest waste of lucre in fillumographic history. We strongly advise having nothing to do with it. And Keanu Reeves is a big piece of wood.

The Matrix? Blean!

by Foul Ole Ron November 13, 2003

matrix

1. A trilogy of films about the dangers of technology, with influences from religon and philosophy.

2. Star Trek killer, this film is to the Gen X and Y what the themes of Star trek was to the baby boomers.

Unfortunately I cannot tell you what the matrix is, I ahve to who you. So see the movies to learn more.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

The Matrix

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators

look on your calculators

by Jesus November 12, 2003

Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

matrix dis diq

it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!

i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!

by Reebok McGee August 20, 2007

The Matrix

v. TO BE IN THE MATRIX - means to be high and/or tripping balls.

After about 2 hits Daryl was in the Matrix.

by VodkanLemons December 28, 2005

the matrix

Some gayfucktarded movie starring some gayfucktarded actor who makes nothing but gayfucktarded movies.

Keanu Reeves is a gay and fucktarded fucktard actor.

by Jorge Carlin December 18, 2004