Black MIDI

A song that can only be performed by a computer and if you export it to a music sheet the sheet would end up almost completely black (From there the name "Black MIDI")

A 4 minute Black MIDI can have over 1 million notes. IN JUST 4 FUCKING MINUTES

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje June 19, 2022

midiget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.

Yeah michaellee33 has such a migiget dick

by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 12, 2005

midicari

fancy name for saying black or black man

check out that midicari hes ownin

by he-who-must-not-be-named November 19, 2005

Mediocreness

A state of, stupidity lameness, irrelevance. One who is an idiot. Something to say after one acts or says random stupid things. Mediocre.

Someone randomly says "I like to jump off trees"

You say "Wow... Mediocreness"

by Tonio! October 6, 2010

Mediocre sex

Mediocre is kind of like what purgatory would be if there was such a thing as purgatory, it's not the same thing as dull. Dull would be what hell was if there was such a thing as hell, mindnumbingly/irritatingly dull or sadistic.

Girl - Wow, that was the most mediocre sex I have ever had, it doesn't get any more mediocre than that.

Guy- It sounded like you were going to start describing something intense, but you ended up describing something dull.

Girl- No, it wasn't dull and it wasn't intense, it was mediocre. Mediocre might even be an improvement on what that was, but it wasn't dull, not entirely.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

by Elishiuos May 25, 2006

midi

I am snorting midis

you put a Midi in your mouth and smoke it

by Eric Weitzner June 9, 2018