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james madison
Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
james madison by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016
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Madison Disease
When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021
MIDI
MIDI is an acronym for Musical Instrument Digital Interface. It is basically a sequence programming protocol, commonly used for composing music. The concept for MIDI was invented in the 80's when there was no common communication standard between synthesizers. Over the years, it has gotten a reputation for sounding like crap. What people keep forgetting, is that MIDI isn't responsible for producing sound. The synthesizer is. Most music teaching programs, like Synthesia, use MIDI files.
The most common MIDI files utilize General MIDI 1.0, although there exists MIDI 2.0, with HD-MIDI being in development right now. Unfortunately, GM 2.0 isn't supported by a lot of synthesizers.
The most common MIDI files utilize General MIDI 1.0, although there exists MIDI 2.0, with HD-MIDI being in development right now. Unfortunately, GM 2.0 isn't supported by a lot of synthesizers.
General MIDI 1.0 has 128 default instruments and a Drum kit.
General MIDI 2.0 has 256 default instruments, 9 Drum kits and many more controllable parameters.
General MIDI 2.0 has 256 default instruments, 9 Drum kits and many more controllable parameters.
MIDI by xXx420NoScOp3zxXx1995 March 30, 2013
Madisyn
A girl that may look and act confident but she's actually really shy. A girl that love to sing, dance, and just in general be ENERGETIC. When with friends she's wild, crazy, and weird. But be careful she is "fragile", weak, and sensitive. If she has to she'll whoop some ASS. She'll stand up for her friends. So if you have a Madisyn... be grateful.
MadisonTorsney
MadisonTorsney is a common rickroll. If you get someone MadisonTorsneyed or you get MadisonTorsneyed yourself, you have to immediately send €40 to Madison Torsney. I make no rules, do that.
MadisonTorsney by MadsTorsney October 28, 2021
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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