microsoft

when a dude's dick is micro and soft

i don't like kevin, he got that microsoft dick, you'd need a magnifying glass

by 2238750576 May 11, 2022

microsoft meme

what lol

microsoft meme is the best way to meme yourself

by gamernice500001 May 21, 2022

The Microsoft Chicken

nice

the microsoft chicken means the chicken works on microsoft headqaurters...

by gamernice500001 May 21, 2022

i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

Microsoft Word

type word funny

i press button, letter come up on screen. microsoft word is best program on computer.

by korona mannen April 8, 2022

Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

Microsoft Word

a program that sucks.
often shortened to word.

word sucks
microsoft word is not free

by messinwiththed630 December 31, 2020