microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off

microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

Oscar Microsoft

A person who makes good music, but cant speak german

I hear he is a real Oscar Microsoft

by JonOna February 1, 2018

Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.

did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?

by uzrboot February 25, 2024

Microsofted

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s

Dude, I just got Microsofted!

by HalideRadar July 9, 2021

microsoft

evil and bad company

person 1: i work at microsoft
person 2: DIE!!!!

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

Microsoft

A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.

I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought

by La leon September 22, 2016