Party microwave

A microwave used solely for heating up ones drugs, alcohols, lubes and/or sex toys.

Hey break out the party microwave I've had a rough day!

by Pudge Corgington July 27, 2018

Belgian Microwave

The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.

My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.

by Wicked Rugburn December 28, 2018

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

by Thompson27 February 26, 2021

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

cincinnati microwave

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating

the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles

by cumbitch October 22, 2022

If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite.

A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.

The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.

by kakakala September 2, 2020