military police

Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.

Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.

by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007

Military Intelligence

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.

"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

Militant Atheist

Christians kill abortion doctors and reject condom use, encouraging the spread of AIDS. Muslims fly planes into buildings. Atheists write books and ask for evidence. Who's militant again?

Joe BibleThumper: "Those militant atheists are out of control. now they say that teaching science from our ancient book of magic contradictions is somehow bad for our intelligence."

by ubz June 10, 2010

military

Military is something that dedicated people join because they want to kill some dot-heads. Like me, i'm a sgt in the USMC.

"Lets join the military so we can put a bullet through Osama's head."

by Tyler Mace February 22, 2005

militaru

Noun: a douche bag who sleeps around on his girlfriends and doesn't tell his sexual partners that he has an STD.

Her boyfriend pulled a militaru and now she's stuck with an STD and a cheating scumbag!

by BGFACTS January 11, 2010

Military Flow

An individual who plays lacrosse with a number 1 or 2 buzz cut instead of a long flow. Often forced upon students playing lacrosse at a military college such as Army, Navy, or VMI.

Lax Bro: Dude he's amazing at lax.

Lax Bro 2: yeah too bad he doesn't have the flow to play.

Lax Bro: Nah brah he plays for Navy so hes got to go with the Military Flow.

by LaxBro12 April 24, 2011

Minitanks

Alternate spelling for "many thanks".

Minitanks to Jason for recommending that game.

by Big Tan Gringo May 26, 2011