by Thepakiman March 8, 2017
Get the merci mandemmug. Mercy Main (noun, verb, submissive yet in control, the backbone of your entire team, and you better thank me for it)
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Mercy Main
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
by Jade Ann Byrne February 5, 2025
Get the Mercy Mainmug. The literal best band.
Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.
Dirty riffs.
Fuck you, pussy.
Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.
Dirty riffs.
Fuck you, pussy.
by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey April 21, 2018
Get the mercy blowmug. He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022
Get the Mercy Barbermug. Merci is a sinister boss, and probably the flyest guy to ever touch com. He is the undisputed most harmful midgen OAT , having been Anzai, Court, Glorysec, and CVTS (lmao). He is Not Mercizone
by Goat Of Anti Ext October 11, 2025
Get the Mercimug. Mercy is a lit girl with an amazing personality, she loves her man & is really loyal but don’t test her cah she will give you the same energy back, she has pretty hair & a fat bum + she will never do you wrong, she’s buff and leng and gets all the boys.
by urlocaljbag123 May 14, 2024
Get the Mercymug. It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS
“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025
Get the Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)mug.