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Mental Mullet

1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .

2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
by ThatGirlPeach November 8, 2017
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mental kendall

When Kendall Jenner goes crazy and starts honking the crap outta you
‘Hey look at the car behind us going Mental Kendall on us’
by RFRKX December 13, 2017
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Mental relationship defect

Similar to a mental defect, but applies to intimate relationships, particularly when one party takes subtle steps to sabotage a relationship.
Tom: I thought you two were getting along great until she flipped shit over you ordering fettuccine instead of linguine and then insisted on taking everything to go for leftovers.

Jerry: Yeah, that girl has a mental relationship defect.
by KM and KM March 7, 2019
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mental kink

Something that really turns you on in terms of creating strong positive emotions; Something you spend a lot of time with that you're mentally addicted to and give all your time to.
"Noah is constantly on the internet it's like he's never offline. The internet really is his mental kink."
by Teakotsu June 23, 2019
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Mental breakdown

December 10th is the national mental breakdown check day for anyone who has mental breakdowns and what’s to show it on a day.
Bella: hey Charlotte why have you said ur having a mental break down today

Charlotte: bc it’s National mental breakdown check day

Bella: ohhhhhhh
by CrackHeadboi December 10, 2019
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Mental Pantsing

When one or more individuals lack genuine debate skills, and instead elect to using name calling, schoolyard insults, and generally things equivalent to pulling somebodies pants to their ankles.
Greg and Dennis couldn’t form an actual argument, and instead they resorted to Mental Pantsing.
by Shlomophobe July 11, 2020
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mentalvention

A meeting with 3-5 mutual friends who have been through the 💩with you.

Mentalvention occurs when somebody you all know, says something to you that is ‘SOOO’ out there, that you have to call your posse to say,”WTF is up with Steve?”
Dave realized that Steve had said something that was way out of character for him, and he decided a Mentalvention was an effective way to resolve the issue.
by JD Bopuroptop June 27, 2021
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