toolbox meeting 

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.

Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.

toolbox meeting by ellieamee November 5, 2019

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

have a meeting with the governor by wacokid September 26, 2010

menage a meeting 

Meeting with three parties of differing opinions, Hopefully pleasant and not contentious,

I have an onsite "menage a meeting" with the SC-Public Utility and the City of Lethargy and I hope everyone decides to play nice.

menage a meeting by oceanswimmer January 13, 2011

Stand up meeting

A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.

Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.

"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."

Stand up meeting by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017

melling 

See moolie (face definition), can also be used as adjective "mellinged", with numerous senses.

"If you pull a melling and the wind blows, you'll stay like that".

"Man you were hammered last night, you were absolutely mellinged. You were mellinging all over the place dude..."

melling by kriskringle100 May 18, 2006

CDM: Closed Door Meeting 

When your boss whats to hear himself talk so he calls you into his office and tells you to close the door.

Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.

CDM: Closed Door Meeting by T-Nutz 007 November 2, 2008

meeting 

a meeting of any anonymous fellowship like a.a or n.a

addict 1: you goin to the 830 meeting tonight
addict 2: ya man
addict 1: see ya there

meeting by im joseph, im an addict LOL July 31, 2006