melonnaise

The act where someone caresses the back of your neck.

I was dancing and I got melonnaised and it felt so good!

A little melonnaise can go along way!

All I need is some melonnaise and my night will be perfect.

by 361 September 24, 2013

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

melonjob

The act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4' long erect penis and inserting it anally into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.

Get over here daddy and give me a melonjob

by MelonOfSherb January 23, 2017

Melonhead

A compliment, as the person is regarded as a melon. Melons are better than people, so if you are called a melonhead it is a great honour.

"Yo Deardrie, Suzan just made a dank meme about Pascal. What a melonhead!"

by Suzan Sambell February 23, 2017

melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

Melon_Cosplays

A fucking stinky bitch who stole my kidney

Melon_cosplays is a aphmau apologist

(She’s not)

by Buggy wuggy July 8, 2021

melonseeds

Amazing tiktok artist who has an insanely unique art style, does commissions but gets held back by tiktoks algorithm.

“Melonseeds has their commissions open! Wish tiktok appreciated great artists more”

by CeceBun January 13, 2022