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Splean Poker McGee

He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.
Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"
by NotFromTheUK April 16, 2022
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Shit Tits Mcgee

Originally this term was assigned to women suffering from a mammary defecation but in recent years it has been used for both women and men as a term of endearment.
Sweetheart can you be sure to drop off my cardigan at the cleaners? A homeless man threw a bag of feces at me while yelling “Shit Tits Mcgee” at the top of his lungs.
by HashSkillet November 24, 2022
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