mantress

Human person come mattress.

A human person that sleeps all day instead of partying with the crew.

While I was having the time of my life on holidays my friend was happier to be a mantress

by Wilfma June 15, 2009

mattressing

An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).

Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.

"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"

"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"

"aight"

"beer me"

by jimmiboy February 8, 2006

Mattresscide

Aiming your ejaculate at the mattress instead of releasing it inside of a female, thus risking impregnating said female.

Lebron James' father should have performed mattresscide instead of bringing that useless human into the world.

by BLKJAK June 16, 2011

daily mantra

A term for masturbating. Usually used for when watching porn.

My internet was down so I could not conduct my daily mantra.

by Hentaiman October 6, 2017

Mantra

A vacuous repetitious chant that is supposedly holy or enlightening (ie 'Hare Krishna" repeated over and over for hours), but in reality is mindless dribble repeatedly parroted by idiots.

The term now describes the exact same behaviour used for special interest memes that are designed to convert the unbeliever into thinking correct thought processes.

Adherents are enraptured by the astounding power of the sound bite, the incredibly deep insight uttering the meme gifts to the true believer, and the awesome utility to everyday life.

The infidel (normal average people) are appalled at the vacuous insanity, of poorly trained animals forced to degrade themselves by mouthing off such pathetic attempts at brainwashing and conversion, knowing full well the only people this meme is going to convert and bring over to the right way of thinking are the simple minded, the less gifted, and the appallingly stupid.

- normally the perpetuaters of the meme think their meme is so powerful that it wins all arguments merely by being uttered;

- a perfunctory, meaningless stupidity; the expected, obligatory, infantile party line. a catch-phrase; a rallying point for the faithful.

- a nauseatingly clumsy attempt to get their dirty fingers inside your mental underwear.

"He repeated the party mantra that equal tax rates for both the rich and poor was fair."
"The land of the free" ( more people in jail than any other )
"You can't blame climate change on global warming"
"Guns don't kill people"

by PooBeetle2 August 31, 2012

Ground Mattress

A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is often under found a male soldier.

"Did you see the ground mattress in the other platoon?"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"

by Dickie613 February 10, 2009

Maitress

- Noun
1. a man who waits on tables, as in a resturant

Etymology - 20th Century Canadian English

Guy 1: "I can't believe we're getting servered by a maitress"
Guy 2: "no doubt...5% tip!"
Guy 1 & 2: "LOL"

by GordonInTO November 20, 2009