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Eastergater

A trickster that messes with all things Easter related.
He’s such an eastergater by starting during Easter bunch.
by Spaceboy503.2 April 17, 2022
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Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins
"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice
by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022
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masterbaiter

when you are too good at fishing you're a masterbaiter.
Or when you are too good at making a bait for fishes.
Dad: Hey son.
Son: Yes?
Dad: When did you become a masterbaiter.
Son: Fishing lessons that I watched a couple days ago.
Dad: Understandable.
by DumbassInGeorgia November 22, 2022
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masterbaiter

when you're so good at fishing that people call you the masterbaiter.
bro your the masterbaiter
by creamsupremer February 27, 2023
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masterbaiter

An expert fisherman! Masterbaiters usually wank- I mean WAKE up at 3 AM to catch some fresh cod.
Person 1: I got a gold medal in fishing camp!
Person 2: Yo, that's great!
Person 1: Yeah, and I got a nickname there too lol

Person 2: What's your nickname?
Person 1: The Masterbaiter.
by moistbenis May 23, 2023
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Masterbather

A person whom has mastered masterbateing while they bath.
I am a masterbather.
by talldrinkofh2o June 23, 2023
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masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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