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Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.
Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015
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Handshake

The most sacred form of sealing a deal.
A mutual agreement amongst two people to abide by clear and agreed upon terms.
Anybody who would break these terms is a gigantic faggot, see welcher
Men get sued over contracts, but men get killed over handshakes.
by ScrubbyNinja June 22, 2008
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gay handshake

A social faux pas in which you stroke the other party's palm with your index finger during a normal handshake. Can be seen as a sexual advance and it just feels really creepy. Go ahead, try it on someone.
The dignitaries at the UN were disgusted when Tom stealthily caressed the Japanese ambassador's hand with a gay handshake.
by Wingman, 1st Degree August 7, 2006
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Irish Handshake

To greet someone by approaching them, and giving them a backhanded slap across the face.
Give him an irish handshake and he'll shutup
by BHN May 1, 2006
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Savannah handshake

Using the bathroom without washing your hands afterwards; and then shaking someone's hand. This can be done with malicious intent or on accident.
"I can't stand my father-in-law, I give him a Savannah handshake everytime we meet."
by ander466 April 23, 2008
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Georgia handshake

The grasping of the genitals by one person to another when greeting or leaving.
She introduced herself to him with her phone number and a Georgia handshake.
by Mike Ockertz October 19, 2007
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hungarian handshake

when someone grabs your nut sack from the front and gives it a little shake as if to say, hello.
i saw ronnie the other day, i grabbed his nuts and gave him a hungarian handshake.
by beanballz February 28, 2010
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