Loggin' Off

When one is defecating!
To defecate!

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Casino Logic

a form of reason acquired by spending far too much time at a casino. a player, typically down a considerable amount of money, will use any excuse possible to convince themself that the odds are far greater in their favor than they are. It is normally accompanied by multiple superstitions.

Guy 1: Dude did you just put all of your rent money down on black??

Guy 2: Yeah man, it's hit red 4 times in a row so I'm pretty much guaranteed to win.

Guy 1: WTF? Your casino logic is going to make us homeless.

by John Coktoastin October 17, 2009

Logging

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.

Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja

by Glengarry Glenross July 1, 2011

Fevens Logic

Thinking process of coming to the worst possible solution, tendencies to be stubborn, no matter how right you are and how wrong they are, they never admit it.

Did you hear what that guy said? He said those guy's suck at Call of Duty 4, their record is 80-5. That's Fevens Logic for you.

by Monster Joff September 9, 2009

logician

what most people are not here

if for every logician here, i would have a dime, then i ...

(one dime falls from the sky)

by q13et5 February 12, 2010

Side Chick Logic

When a mistress has launched herself so far into a slutty abyss that she begins to think her foolish ways are that of a self respecting woman.

Hoe 1:
If you think about it, I actually helped. Whatever he wasn't getting from her, he got from me. I strengthened their relationship.

Hoe in Recovery:
Stop! That's just blatant side chick logic. Believe me Girrrl.

Passer-by:
Wow... Look at Thot

by Kool Aid Chef May 13, 2014

Leggings

All thots wear repeatedly! Wear them to any event and everywhere possible.

"Can I borrow yo leggings tonight?"

by Leggings January 25, 2017